This article discusses the testing of unusual vintage egg gadgets so that readers do not have to. The gadgets, which were popular in the past, include items such as egg beaters, egg slicers, and egg boilers. The author tested these gadgets to see if they were still useful and efficient for modern-day cooking. By describing their experiences, the article aims to inform readers about the performance and practicality of these vintage egg gadgets in today's kitchen settings.